Thursday, June 12, 2025

Adventures Continue in Tirana

 

Summer has hit Tirana right in the face.  The days are sunny with record high temperatures most days (high 80’s to low 90’s F).  That doesn’t stop people from getting out in it.  The city is still just as busy as always.

Something I noticed while walking the streets.  Even in the heat, most women don’t wear shorts.  Lots of airy pants and tops and a surprising number of all black outfits make them look a lot more put together than me, the sweaty tourist.  Also, most of the younger ladies have long straight hair.  Really long, like to the waist or beyond.  Impressive and very pretty.

And now an account of ‘Daphne’s Trip to the American Embassy in Tirana, Albania’.  When I originally scouted out the location of the embassy, I figured I could go into the lobby and get more info on getting more pages in my passport.  Nope.  Security is so tight that you can’t even enter the building without an appointment.  I waited until I returned to the apartment to look up the requirements.

As they did not provide services to add pages, turns out I’d have to get a new passport.  The cost would be a $130 and would take 2-3 weeks for the doc to come back from the states.  Pretty standard for getting a new passport while in the county except I wouldn’t have to fly back there to wait for it.  Just hang around Tirana for an email telling me that the embassy received the passport, then I can go pick it up.

They did require paperwork, of course.  My first attempt to fill out the form online stalled for some reason.  Then it took me a couple of attempts to fill out the payment info.  I made the appointment online and was then told I needed to print everything out as the embassy had no printer.

Why?  They regularly deal with tourists and immigrants who might not have access to a printer.  Why make me wander around the city looking for one?  Eh.  Because it’s still the U.S. government.  That’s why.

The day of my appointment arrived and I’d scoped out a place to print all my info.  The lovely man who ran the copy place didn’t even charge me for the 10 pages I printed, just handed me back my USB drive and waved me off when I asked what I owed him (thanks again, sir).  I headed to the embassy, got redirected from one entrance to another, waited in a short line outside to confirm my appointment (the lady didn’t even need the confirmation they’d asked me to print out, only asking for my passport), then waited some more outside in the hot sun.

Once I finally got inside, I was suddenly at the airport again.  Security took all my electronics (phone, MP3 player that I forgot was in my bag, and the USB drive), putting them in storage before waving me through the scanner.  At least they let me keep my Yeti full of water as they sent me back outside through a small courtyard to another part of the building.  Flashed my passport again to another assistant then waited in the overheated sitting area to be called.

When it was my time, the Albanian man behind the window was very nice as he asked how he could help me.  I gave him all the paperwork, including the receipt for my online payment, and the spare picture I had from two years ago when I got my most recent passport.  Barring any issues, I’ll have the new doc in a couple weeks.

Traveler’s tip:  I picked up a tip that it was a good idea to have an extra passport-ready picture with you while traveling, just in case.  I’m very glad I followed this advice as it saved me the trouble of trying to find a photographer and paying for more pics.  Also good to carry a copy of your birth certificate and passport/ID.

I extended my stay in the place for a few extra days which was all I could book as the place was not available.  Otherwise, I would have booked it for the rest of the month.  It’s a nice place and you can’t beat the location.

But, alas, I had to leave.  At least it was easy to catch a cab since at least three are parked outside of the building at all times.  A quick $5 ride and I was left to find the new place and … yeah.

The elevator is the size of a coffin, barely big enough to fit me and my bags.  The doors are stupidly slow, the elevator clunky as it takes me to the 8th floor.  


The apartment itself is a mixed bag.  While a nice size and cheap, the kitchen is woefully understocked.  No microwave (the listing lied), no corkscrew, or small cooking pot.  The stovetop is gas (yay) but the burners don’t work (seriously!).  Fortunately, the stove was functional but that’s all I could expect.


I got so seduced by the pictures in the listing of the lovely tile work in the shower that I failed to notice that there is no curtain or partition.  Showering means just nakedness, an open window, and free-flying water.  Great.

Sadly, I can’t hear the call to prayer on this side of town.  What I do hear (constantly) are honking cars. The apartment is on the corner of the building overlooking an insanely busy intersection.  Rush hour is absolutely nuts with the pedestrians, motorcycles, and emergency vehicles trying to turn directly into oncoming traffic – it is a mess.

So, no. I won’t be extending my stay in this place beyond a single week.  Hopefully I can get back to the other side of town.



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