Tuesday, November 25, 2025

Winter Calls in Cyprus

 

Time’s up. 

Still haven’t figured out my finances and must flee Portugal again.  My bone-deep weariness deepens.

My current malaise only uncreased when I found out that Portugal has changed its immigration policies.  Under the new system, it now takes 10 years instead of 5 to attain residency.  All the people in the current process of citizenship are in limbo with the new system. 

The country was already known for its insanely slow bureaucratic process and now the new system is leaving everyone confused about how to proceed.  A YouTuber I follow (Dave in Portugal) who’s been in the country for 5-7 years said that if he were faced with trying to immigrate now, he’s not sure he would do it.  The new system has made the whole process too difficult.

Great.

The goal of moving to the country just seems to get further and further out of my reach.  With the ever-worsening news coming out of the U.S., I know there’s no way in hell I’d ever want to go back there to live.  I’d rather be nomadic forever (and I really don’t want to do that).

Weird things are also happening in my second choice of country, Türkiye.  It’s bad enough that the lira has devalued a lot in the last year, causing many immigrants to move out, but there was an incident recently that was really alarming.  A German family of tourists, two kids and their parents, all died due to some kind of chemical being sprayed in their hotel. Earlier this year there were also reports of tourists being drugged or dying from food or alcohol in the city.  With everything getting more expensive there, it’s thought that merchants are skimping on ingredients and putting people at risk.

Yikes.  I hate hearing all that about the country.  I can only hope things get better for the Turks. 

As for my number 3 immigration candidate, Cyprus, I decided to spend the winter there.  Just like last winter.  Boy, am I ready to be housed.

But I remain grateful.  I’m not completely broke (yet), I still have the freedom to move about as I chose, and, most importantly, I’m not in the states.  Things are much worse for a lot of folks there and they are always on my mind.

Anyway, enough with the gloom and doom.  I took the usual route of taking an Uber to Faro Airport.  From there it was a quick flight to Lisbon for a 4-hour layover until my next flight. That was the easy part. 


The part that concerned me was the flight from Lisbon on an unfamiliar carrier.  I still vividly remember getting robbed by Ryanair coming into Portugal and didn’t want the same thing to happen with Sky Express.

The guy checking me in asked me to also check the weight of my smaller bag.  He then gently warned me that the clearance was usually 8 kg and my bag was overweight at 14 kg (this was because I was trying to lessen the weight of the big bag which still ended up being heavy).  I started reaching for my purse when he shook his head and said he’d let it pass this time.

What?  You mean I’m not about to be robbed?  Seriously?  I thought for sure I’d end up shelling out another 50 euros just to be able to secure my seat.  I discovered later that the plane was barely half full so it was easier for him to overlook the weight limit.  I also think that it helped that my name is Daphne.

It’s one of the things I do enjoy about traveling to Greece or Cyprus.  If ever I tell anyone my name, they are sure to remember.  Oh.  Tall, black, American woman – that’s Daphne.

Cool.

I didn’t even get pinched by any of the security in Greece or Portugal.  Truly the Travel Gods have smiled on me and I am grateful.

The flight from Lisbon was an overnight to Athens Airport.  A short layover there and I was back in Larnaca.  I managed to book my favorite place on the island (and one of the best of my entire journey) for a little under three weeks.  The place wouldn’t be ready for another day so I booked a night at a nearby hotel.

I took the city bus to Finikoudes Beach (a note again to anyone visiting the island: avoid the cabs.  The bus is cheaper and worth the wait.) then dragged my crap up the familiar road to the apartment …

Only to find that the whole area leading up to the apartment is to’ up from the flo’ up.  And I mean that literally.  The sidewalks and the street are completely gone, replaced with rocky dirt and construction vehicles.

Boy was it fun to transfer from the rough Cyprian sidewalks to no sidewalk at all! I wasn’t even sure I could get into the hotel because the workers were right in front of the door.  I managed to maneuver myself across rickety boards to the entrance only to find the door locked.  Sigh.

I called the number on the door, but found the line was disconnected.  Seriously!?  I wouldn’t have been able to get in if one of the construction workers didn’t come out a few minutes later.  I entered the empty reception area and quickly realized that there was no elevator in the ancient building, just a really long set of stairs.  Some more fun!

After ringing the bell and getting no response after 5 minutes, I went upstairs to find someone.  The lady running the place followed me downstairs and checked me in.  While she was doing that, the Asian cleaning lady came in.  She remarked on the construction and told me that they’d been working on the street for the last 6 months.  It was only now that the tiles were being placed for the new road and it would be another few months before everything was finished.   


The hotel was decent enough with each room named for the 9 muses of Greek mythology.  There was a rooftop bar (closed for the season) and a breakfast area just outside of my room.  I had a good night’s sleep (pretty much a guarantee after the rough night of sleeping on the plane) and woke to a hodgepodge breakfast of sliced meats, olives, toast, crepes, coffee and juice. 

It's unusually warm in Cyprus this year, with the temps hitting the low 80’s F.  I enjoyed the sunshine, ate my olives, and reveled at being back on the Mediterranean. 

Sunday, November 16, 2025

Portimão Update

 


One of the many reasons I wanted to move to Europe is the ability to live car-free.  In every city I’ve visited, including those in Jamaica and Costa Rica, I had easy access to everything I would need on a regular basis.  Grocery stores, pharmacies, malls, movie theatres, the beach (as I can no longer live far from water – I’ve been spoiled for inland living), and restaurants are all a short distance away from dwellings.  Sure, there are plenty of cars in all these places (and stupidly loud motorcycles) and one can be rented easily, but they are not necessarily vital for life. 

As much as I appreciate a walkable city, being on foot all the time does have its drawbacks.  Rain and cold are big ones.  I don’t stay anywhere that is too cold (or, heaven forbid, snowy) but the weather does affect how often I get out in it.  I think I’ve made it clear on this blog that I am no fan of the rain.  The rainy seasons in Thailand and Costa Rica left me horribly depressed and struck them both from the future home list. 

Then there are other issues to being on foot.  Portugal, I love you to death, but some of your walkways are health hazards.  I took a header on a walk a few weeks ago here in Portimão and skinned the crap out of my left leg.  I had to spend more than 50 euros on wound care.  And the seepage …

I didn’t take any pictures as it was pretty gross.  My health situation didn’t improve when, out of nowhere, my left foot swelled up.  This happens sometimes because of the meds I’m on so it wasn’t a surprise.  But it was no less annoying since my right foot had STILL not fully recovered from the bee sting.  For a while, neither foot wanted to fit into a shoe and I had to change the bandages on the scrapes twice a day.  Good times.

The leg had mostly healed (feet were still swollen, though) when I finally completed the walk I’d tried to take earlier.  After 2 ½ years of constant use, my phone’s battery is dying out.  I took it to Worten, the big electronics chain in Portugal, to get a new one.  It’s about a mile away from the apartment and felt even longer as I was now paranoid about tripping again.  Fortunately, the walk went without incident and I made it to the store.

They didn’t have a battery in stock, so I ordered one.  It would arrive in 12 days and the install would take about an hour once I returned.  Cool.

Cut to about 8 days later and the battery was in.  I walked to the store, dropped off my phone, and continued my walk to the nearby mall for lunch.  I had a pretty decent burger with a glass of white wine (this is still Portugal after all) then lingered a bit afterwards.  I had no idea how long I was there because, without my phone, I had no way to tell time.  It’s insane how much I’ve come to rely on that device for the time and translations.

Got back to the store and unsuccessfully tried talking to the guy behind the desk as he did not speak English.  With another guy there to translate, he told me that they couldn’t replace the battery as it was too dangerous. 

Huh?  Wouldn’t they know how to do the install if they ordered the battery?  They knew full well the make of the phone when they put the order in. 

Instead of giving me the battery, they refunded my money.  Dude, I don’t want my 50 euros back.  I want to not have to worry about how I’m going to get a new battery.  Before I left, I did ask where it could be done.  Lisbon.  Great.  The city is only 3 hours away by bus.

Feeling dejected, I started the walk home.  To complete my Charlie Brown moment – you guessed it – it started to rain.  While I do always carry my umbrella in my bag, it never can keep me completely dry.  And, of course, I was wearing jeans which are disgusting to wear when wet. 

My one pair of khaki pants developed holes from too much wash and wear.  I trashed them back in Tirana.  My last remaining pair of cargos is also wearing out and I can’t find replacements in Europe in my size.  I have other pants … in storage in Georgia.

I dread returning to the states.  You have no idea.

So, finding a new battery is just one more thing I have to figure out along with the pants.  Add that to the shop that is still not making any money, the dire prospects of finding a job, the fact that my Schengen visa will soon be up and it’ll be time to leave Portugal again and …

Well.  At least I managed to not burst into tears until I got back to the apartment.  I also didn’t trip on the walk back so … that’s something at least.